Friday, August 7, 2009

ANOTHER TOPIC!

masturbation can do great damage to you sexually. Your sexual stimulation and pleasure can become tied to certain images that aren't reality, that only exist in your head. Your future sex life within your marriage, could suffer.

AND I QOUTE... LMAO.

what the hell type of shit is that?? what the hell you trying to say? if i masturbate too much, when ii finally get get some from a person all ima think about is my hand? get outtttta heeere! shit, the images in my head is of the man ima have sex with! so im fuckin with the images in my head of the mutherfucker im fuckin! LMAO!

i think its just the OPPOSITE! the more i masterbate. the more i know me. the more i teach him. the BETTER our marrige will BE!!!!!

WTF!! MASTERBATE!! YOU GOT A MAN? MASTERBATE! YOU DONT? MASTERBATE!
OKAY IMA HAVE TO BE REAL HONEST, BECAUSE MY READERS DESERVE THAT SHIT. I DID HAVE A DRINK. OR TWO. OKAY 4!!!!

5 comments:

  1. lmao, I agree though, Personally I think EVERYBODY should masterbate, I think masterbation and sex is the best stress reliever out there. You have a hard day at work everybody has pissed you off, go home feel yourself, masterbate, you feel so much better after that, its crazy!!!

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  2. I've heard this before. It's relative to the person and I've usually heard it directed towards men. People are creatures of habit soooooo some people have been known for example to link specific porn images to their ability to get aroused. These are extreme cases but it can happen.

    A healthy and normal view of it is as you said that you should be able to positively effect your sex life.

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  3. lol. I agree. That makes no friggin sense. Read this post if you haven't already. http://edotdizzy.blogspot.com/2009/07/women-and-porn.html

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